Interview Two - George Needless.

Hello, my name is Tony Lambert welcoming you to our second interview in lifting the veil, a program dedicated to penetrating the secrecy and illegal cover up in regard to the global UFO phenomenon Here in the studio we have the media personality Mr George Needless, welcome to the program George.

Hello, Tony, thanks for having me on the show, although I'm not sure I'll be able to throw much light onto your particular subject.

Well your long-standing reputation as a hard hitting journalist undaunted by people of power and position inspired us to approach you among the very first media commentators in the hope of getting at least some response from government.

Thank you for the vote of confidence but I'm afraid with the subject of UFO's it takes more balls than I'm sporting to so much as mention the subject in any other vein other than ridicule. In fact we in the media have developed a very handy technique of withdrawing our balls at the very mention of UFO's. We've taught ourselves an ancient martial arts method of drawing them up into the groin and away from danger.

Why would your balls be in danger George?

Simply because the network would have them on toast if we gave you lot any credible air time. It's established policy that anything to do with UFO's - abductions - crop circles - implants is only to be made fun of and never - and I mean never; taken seriously.

What about the ever growing mass of evidence?

Well here again it takes real balls to allow anyone from ufology anywhere near a media microphone in case they manage to plant a seed of doubt that the policy of denial might possibly be a lie.

If you've examined the evidence yourself then you'll know that it most certainly is a lie. It's been the most damaging lie for the past 58-years, and you know it!

Hey, I'm not going to admit to knowing anything about this stuff other than I, along with the many other long-serving media commentators, don't have the balls to tackle it. It's more than my job's worth mate!

But what about journalistic integrity?

Hah, where did that hilarious oxymoron come from? You look as though you've been around long enough to know it's nothing more than entertainment. Fear, fat and footy mate! That's what the public want and that's precisely what we'll serve them up by the hog's trough full.

Do I detect a note of cynism there George?

Yeah, well you'd be cynical if you had to learn how to withdraw your balls inside your groin every time some meddlesome flying saucer nut wants to expose the media collusion in the cover up. It's a very distressing situation you know. I mean we are skating on perilously thin ice here.

Then why don't you come out and tell the truth?

Hah, more than my jobs worth. Nah, I've stuck it out at the coalface for long enough to want to enjoy my retirement so swallowing down a few 44-gallon drum loads of humble pie and hypocrisy won't hurt. Much!

Don't you worry about the fact that when the truth of this issue does come out, as it most certainly will, you will forever be enshrined in hypocrisy?

Ah but you ufologists have been saying that for years yet still the all powerful media supported by cloak and dagger government unfailingly manage to perpetuate the lie don't they?

That's true but you must agree the internet has made impressive inroads enough to have them on the back foot and teetering.

Hmm, I wouldn't say they were too worried at this juncture, but you do have a point. However the media will always have the upper hand, just remember 1984!

So where do you stand personally on this?

It's not where I stand but more a case of how I stand, and I stand most uncomfortably with my balls sucked up into my groin every time one of you flying saucer nuts starts rattling the cages. And I'm getting pretty dammed tired of it too I might add.

So what you're saying is that not one TV journalist will ever be prepared to take on the greatest story of all time?

Let me answer your question with a question - would you choose to see your balls cut off with a rusty hack saw blade and then see them fed to slavering hyenas? You have to understand the true nature of western media and dog eats dog doesn't even come near.

Let me be sure I have interpreted your response to my question correctly. You claim you can't or won't do a meaningful, objective story on the mass of irrefutable and repeatedly corroborated evidence verifying the UFO phenomenon because it will ruin your career?

It would ruin a lot more than my career mate. And something else, even if I did have the balls to take this on what makes you think any executive producer will ever run with it? Come on! You know perfectly well we are all shills and puppet mouthpieces of media ownership and that any truth, no matter how important or compelling, will be manipulated just like it always is. You may not like that unsavoury fact, as indeed most of us embroiled in this ugly mess bitterly resent it too, but that's the bottom line you swallow if you want to stay in a high-profile job.

It seems like an awfully high price to pay George.

Yeah well, pathetically shrunken as they may be, it's still better than losing my balls.

Thank you for your time George.

Balls!